Spam: Deleted UNOPENED

I hate SPAM, and I don't mean the kind that comes in a can. (I've never eaten it, so I can't express an opinion.) I'm talking about SPAM e-mail.

I have a rule... if I don't know the sender, I don't open the mail.

I learned that the hard way years ago when I opened one with the subject "I reported you to AOL," and found myself in a FILTHY porn site... not that there is any such thing as CLEAN porn!)  I couldn't get out of the site until I shut down and restarted my computer.
So now, I simply delete SPAM without opening it, but I do respond, from time to time, in my own mind, but ONLY in my
own mind.
"Hey, YOU! Stop sending me your photos."
Hey, YOU!  Stop sending me your SPAM!
"It is impolite to send your personal photos."
It is REALLY impolite to send your SPAM!
"Did you try to contact me?"
No, but I wish my foot could contact your butt!
"To stop getting these notifiations (actual spelling)
click here."
No, thanks! Why should I confirm my e-mail address to you?

Books I'm Currently Reading

A # indicates a book read for the first time

A * indicates a book started today

Books are listed by author (or series creator)

"My Daily Spiritual Companion"

by Marci Alborghetti
daily devotional reading for 2017

I liked the book I used last year better

"The Happiness of Heaven" *

by Fr. J. Boudreau, S.J.

[Catholic spirituality]

"Bubbles and Other Stories" 
by Libby Lazewnik
[short stories, YA, Jewish]

"Betsy Was A Junior" *
by Maud Hart Lovelace
[YA fiction]

"The Book of Catholic Jokes" 

by Fr. Gregory Sakowicz and Deacon Tom Sheridan
[nonfiction, humor (obviously!)]
one or two pages a night

"The Song of Solomon" 
current Bible book

Also:

Daily readings in the Liturgy of the Hours
Nightly bedtime Gospel reading

I choose a favorite passage every night

Finished today:

"The Practice of the Love of Jesus Christ"

by St. Alphonsus Liguori

"Pilgrim Kate" 

by Helen F. Daringer